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	<description>Lig&#039;s accidentally overheard ramblings on MySQL/PHP and life in general</description>
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		<title>being a grown up</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2008/07/03/being-a-grown-up/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I will hopefully take the last step to being a true grown up &#8211; buying a house. Only took me more the *grumble* years to do it. While all of these things are not *needed* perse to be a grown up. To me they are stepping stones along the way. Let me know if [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I will hopefully take the last step to being a true grown up &#8211; buying a house.  Only took me more the *grumble* years to do it.  While all of these things are not *needed* perse to be a grown up.  To me they are stepping stones along the way.  Let me know if I missed anything on my checklist for it.</p>
<p>1) pass 18yrs old<br />
2) have a car that runs regularly<br />
3) have a career rather then a job<br />
4) married<br />
5) kids<br />
6) buy a house<br />
7) owing more then you make in a year</p>
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		<title>PHPAbstract mention</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/11/02/phpabstract-mention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 08:58:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the latest PHP Abstract Podcast with Davey Shafik on Web Services, I actually got a mention because of the book we worked on together. Woot! As for the podcast &#8211; Davey I love the accent. So very hot.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In the <a href="http://devzone.zend.com/article/2667-PHP-Abstract-Podcast-Episode-24-Web-Services">latest PHP Abstract Podcast</a> with <a href="http://pixelated-dreams.com/">Davey Shafik</a> on Web Services, I actually got a mention because of the <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0975841998?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=postcarfrommy-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=0975841998">book</a> we worked on together.  Woot!</p>
<p>As for the podcast &#8211; Davey  I love the accent.  So very hot.</p>
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		<title>Trading Card</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/10/26/trading-card/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you actually beleive they gave me a trading card this year at zend con?! crazy people. Looks nothing like I do now &#8211; back when I was young and cute &#8211; but hey a girl can remember. Anyway &#8211; here it is:]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can you actually beleive they gave me a trading card this year at zend con?!  crazy people.  Looks nothing like I do now &#8211; back when I was young and cute &#8211; but hey a girl can remember.  Anyway &#8211; here it is:<br />
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2077/1715788167_bf70360739.jpg?v=0" alt="front of lig trading card" /><br />
<img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/1716636176_1065a64cb1.jpg?v=0" alt="back of lig trading card" /></p>
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		<title>IT Crowd &#8211; season 2</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/09/08/it-crowd-session-2-ep1/</link>
		<comments>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/09/08/it-crowd-session-2-ep1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Sep 2007 12:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woot &#8211; found the some episodes of new season for IT crowd on youtube! Funny as hell. Anyway if you want to see the first episode &#8211; check it out here Second episode is here]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Woot &#8211; found the some episodes of new season for IT crowd on youtube!  Funny as hell.  Anyway if you want to see the first episode &#8211; check it out <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLrhtKmlSE">here</a>  </p>
<p>Second episode is <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rn6qc3zc0hQ&#038;NR=1">here</a></p>
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		<title>The Field Guide to  North American Males</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/03/14/the-field-guide-to-north-american-males/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I need to get this book. Just reading the Web entry for &#8220;Socially Awkward/Possibly Deep Computer Geek (Cyberdorkus perpetuum)&#8221; had me just about ready to cry from laughter. It seems to be an old book &#8211; but I can handle that.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I need to get <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ISBN=0805042199/marjorieingallA">this book</a>.  Just reading the Web entry for &#8220;<a href="http://www.fieldguide.com/Boys/Employed/geek.html">Socially Awkward/Possibly Deep Computer Geek (Cyberdorkus perpetuum)</a>&#8221; had me just about ready to cry from laughter.  It seems to be an old book &#8211; but I can handle that.</p>
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		<title>You know your a geek when&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/02/25/you-know-your-a-geek-when/</link>
		<comments>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/02/25/you-know-your-a-geek-when/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a couple of comics that I read pretty regularly online &#8211; one of which is &#8220;Working Daze&#8220;. anyway &#8211; they are currently running a series on &#8220;You know you are a geek when&#8230; &#8221; that has had me busting up every time. Since so many of you are like me &#8211; I thought [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a couple of comics that I read pretty regularly online &#8211; one of which is &#8220;<a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/workingdaze/">Working Daze</a>&#8220;.  anyway &#8211; they are currently running a series on &#8220;You know you are a geek when&#8230; &#8221; that has had me busting up every time.  Since so many of you are like me &#8211; I thought you would enjoy them as well.</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/workingdaze/archive/workingdaze-20070221.html">comic 1</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/workingdaze/archive/workingdaze-20070222.html">comic 2</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/workingdaze/archive/workingdaze-20070223.html">comic 3</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.comics.com/comics/workingdaze/archive/workingdaze-20070224.html">comic 4</a></li>
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		<title>my sense of humor</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2007/01/04/my-sense-of-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is for my family (though I admit i doubt they will get it) since most of my friends already know about this comic. I have to admit &#8211; even I don&#8217;t understand some of them but these two bust me up every time. From the xkcd comic strip: &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is for my family (though I admit i doubt they will get it) since most of my friends already know about this comic.  I have to admit &#8211; even I don&#8217;t understand some of them but these two bust me up every time.</p>
<p>From the xkcd comic strip:</p>
<p><a href = "http://www.khankennels.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sandwich.png"><img id="image443" src="http://www.khankennels.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sandwich.thumbnail.png" alt="sudo_sandwich" /></a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href = "http://www.khankennels.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pointers.png"><img id="image442" src="http://www.khankennels.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pointers.thumbnail.png" alt="pointer" /></a></p>
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		<title>IT Crowd Season 2</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2006/12/28/it-crowd-season-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:10:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have the IT Crowd intro as my cellphone ringtone and got to wondering when and if there will be a season 2. Started checking around and found this, which says a new episode should be showing on Jan. 5th. Supposedly there will be 8 more episodes. Can anyone confirm or deny this?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have the IT Crowd intro as my cellphone ringtone and got to wondering when and if there will be a season 2.  Started checking around and found <a href="http://epguides.com/ITCrowd/">this</a>, which says a new episode should be showing on Jan. 5th.  Supposedly there will be 8 more episodes.</p>
<p>Can anyone confirm or deny this? </p>
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		<title>So how well do you know your holiday specials?</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2006/12/25/so-how-well-do-you-know-your-holiday-specials/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 22:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Try taking this quiz and see how well you know your holiday specials. I thought I knew them pretty well but I guess not. Only got 17/36 correct. Have to pay closer attention next year. And just to have it PHP related &#8211; the site uses the .php extension. So what is your score?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try taking <a href="http://criticalgamer.com/christmas2006/index.php">this quiz</a> and see how well you know your holiday specials.  I thought I knew them pretty well but I guess not.  Only got 17/36 correct.  Have to pay closer attention next year.</p>
<p>And just to have it PHP related &#8211; the site uses the .php extension.</p>
<p>So what is your score?</p>
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		<title>If programming languages were women</title>
		<link>http://www.khankennels.com/blog/index.php/archives/2006/12/04/if-programming-languages-were-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Dec 2006 06:11:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>lig</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A friend of mine showed me this today (it is based off of an older version found here). Now sexism aside I have to say it was pretty dang funny. PHP&#8217;s write up: PHP &#8211; Slick and slim lady. Very portable. Does nice and amazing things with her small body. Very good in aerobics. Not [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A friend of mine showed me <a href="http://just-humour.blogspot.com/2006/11/programming-languages-are-like-women-by.html">this</a> today (it is based off of an older version found <a href="http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/prog.lang.html">here</a>).  Now sexism aside I have to say it was pretty dang funny.  PHP&#8217;s write up:</p>
<blockquote><p>
<strong>PHP</strong> &#8211; Slick and slim lady. Very portable. Does nice and amazing things with her small body. Very good in aerobics. Not very sexy but intact. She is the kind of women that most men are happy to wed, though she will need a house maid because she is unable to carry heavy workload.
</p></blockquote>
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