Now that is what I call a job title! 
Was just cruising around on the Yahoo! job listings for the farts and giggles of it when I came across this job announcement. What caught my eye was the job title - MySQL Geek
I would apply for it if I was even remotely qualified just to have that on my desk and business card!
Oh and FYI - there where pages and pages of jobs when you searched using PHP as the keyword.